Here's a page from my 2007 diary, which I thought I'd share with you. I tried to make it bigger so that you could more easily read it but, not being very clever, I couldn't. So I'll reproduce the text here:
CHOCOLATE: You want me Lady don't you?
You want me! You WANT ME!
LADY: No Chocolate, I do not want you, for after the
initial pleasure there is SICKNESS and there is
CHOCOLATE: That, Lady is the REASON FOR MY EXISTENCE.
Are you to deny me the REASON FOR MY
LADY: No, Chocolate. I would not do that.
CHOCOLATE: Thank you.
(A munching sound is heard, followed by a sigh of pleasure.)