- My hair colour is changing
- It shows my propensity for raiding the fridge
- My dress sense is much more apparent
I dedicate this post to my lovely husband (who is a complete luddite and technophobe so he'll never see it!)
I have never understood how men with beer bellies keep their trousers up; I suppose they're just hooked up on their bums.
Snippet of conversation overheard in said car park: He, "Well I was only following you." She, "Yeah, that's what I mean. How could you be following me? I'm behind you."
I hate Tesco's. I only went there because I wanted a cheap radio and the car valeted. As it happened they only had four radios in stock and only one of those was priced so I ended up going into Curry's, which I hate even more. Curry's staff are great at talking among themselves but not so good at serving customers so I came out of there, once more vowing never to darken their shopfloor again! The happy ending is that I got a great dab radio in Argos which cost me almost nothing because I used my Nectar points. Hooray!!!